Monday, June 23, 2008

George Carlin/7 things you can't say on TV

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The words are (with examples):

Shit - The bird shit on the statue.
Piss - I have to piss like a race horse.
Fuck - Fuck you.
Cunt - She has a gorgeous cunt.
Cocksucker - Go to hell, you cocksucker.
Motherfucker - You are a motherfucker.
Tits - Hey, nice tits.
Later, Carlin referred to three additional "auxiliary" words:

Fart - I farted.
Turd - Who dropped a turd in the urinal?
Twat - Shave that hairy twat.


A great comedian not only makes you laugh, he makes you think.


You may also know him as a narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine TV show.


RIP!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What?!? I get stuck watching the one on PBS all the time! That one? Or isn't there some cartoon too?

Janis said...

I think so! He's on a bunch of DVDs we have. He was my favorite!